Heavens to Bilbo, Peter Jackson does
go on, doesn’t he? Ever since his masterful Heavenly Creatures (1994), he seems to resist the idea
that brevity might be the soul of excitement. Take, for now, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (now
available on DVD)
I like parts of many of Jackson’s
movies more than their wholes: for example, the giant spider sequence in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the
King was, to me, the best horror movie of 2003, all by itself; the initial
arrival at Skull Island in his lumbering King
Kong remake--after an unnecessarily long set up--was so atmospheric and
exciting, I grumbled when we were strenuously force-marched into the jungle
after Kong.
I went to see the full-frontal,
IMAXxed, 3-D’d version The Hobbit on
New Year’s Day with muffled expectations. Word of mouth had been gray and crumbly.
If it hadn’t been for the fact that the brittle, mirthful heart of The New Yorker’s Anthony Lane was melted
by The Hobbit, I would have insisted
on an afternoon in front of the TV with Charles Starrett as The Durango Kid (cheap,
short, and unpretentiously bad).
I read Tolkien’s The Hobbit many years ago while in
college and recall liking it very much, though not enough to venture into The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
My wife was enchanted through
the film’s 169 minutes. I, however, a troll, a goblin, a vicious naysayer who
seeks only to cynically crush the hearts of wide-eyed fanboys everywhere under my
spiked and bladed heel, felt less enchanted.
But I’m grateful to say I didn’t
dislike it.
More than once, though, my butt
fidgeted at me to get up and loosen my circulation; more than once I pawed at
my pockets for my cell to check the time, only to remember I’d shut it off like
a good patron. Before long, the caffeine in the cola started to wear off.
The Hobbit
is often ponderous like a 1950s biblical epic, not a good path to follow for an
adventure film. For all the rightful admiration Jackson and other fantasy
filmmakers have expressed for the Ray Harryhausen, the Great and Legendary, not
one of them have ever caught on to an essential quality of his films—they move
fast, with great energy and dash, and never overstay their welcome.
(I also still mysteriously prefer
Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects to today’s gleaming unblemished CG, but
that’s a ramble down another path.)
The dialogue is often pointed
and excellent, especially the scenes between Gandalf and Thorin, but the scenes
themselves seemed stretched beyond the bounds of wisdom. Every scene seems to
be given equal dramatic weight. The final action sequence is interminable,
every possible bit of suspense squeezed out of it, until it becomes like over-chewed
gum.
I also wondered how many viewers
got the allusion to the Three Stooges. No one under 40, probably. Maybe it
doesn’t matter. I load my own work with allusions no one will ever get and it’s
fine with me that they don’t. I suspect writers and filmmakers slip them in
mostly to keep themselves interested and make the work worth a second or third
look. The only crime is when the allusions become the work itself, a post-modern
grab bag of allusions to other and better films, with nothing underneath, not
even a heart. Call it Geek Pretentiousness.
I really did love Martin Freeman
as Bilbo Baggins, as much as I do his Dr. Watson on the Sherlock! series.
(Though, I sadly confess, Benedict Cummerbatch’s performance-capture cameo slyly
slipped right by me, as he would, the
impish devil. Previews indicate he will be front and center in the upcoming Star Trek sequel, enough reason to go.) And
of course, the appearance of Sir Christopher Lee (as Saruman) has
brightened movies great and terrible for over fifty years and does so again
here.
The Hobbit
was filmed at a high frame rate of 48 frames per second. Some critics
complained that this led to too much clarity—that making every bristle of Hobbit
hair visible was distracting and cheapening. I even watched for this, but
didn’t find it troublesome. The film is a visual feast throughout.
Diehard fans of the novel may
find the lengthening of the story objectionable, but that seems to be Jackson’s
way—to pile on as much as he can draw from his fertile imagination, even more
than the material calls for. I simply sometimes wish he would clear away the
dross to allow the bone, muscle and heart to show.
Copyright 2012 by Thomas
Burchfield