A long-term illness is like
living in a cardboard box. I’m looking out through a proscenium of dusty brown corrugated
walls, flexible, but strong and thick enough so they can’t be torn apart, only
weakened. There’s a dry mustiness about everything.
The illness filtered into me during
twilight, on July 4th; a low fluctuating fever, near-constant fatigue, low
energy and a strange tottering frailty. Since then, it’s been mistaken for one
thing or another. I feel like I’m in an episode of House, but my much-vaunted, health-care program has been nudging the
mystery down the road like a collie nosing a drop cloth. The fact that I was
taking two BP meds may be a factor—I’ve slowly slowly improved since I stopped
taking one of them . . . but . . . we can only shrug for now.
Not immediately fatal = low interest,
for everyone except me, my long-suffering wife, and a few friends.
My mind fluttered like a tired moth
on a muggy, overcast moonless night, fluttering haplessly in search of pools of
light. These pools of lights are made of tangled balls of thought, both angry
and muddled, that burst, and burn like an old-fashioned photographer’s flash
bulb, fading with a crackling hiss.
When I announced that I was
closing this page down for a while (along with my editing business), a kind and
faithful reader suggested that I lower my voice instead; say, posting brief
amusing comments on the Internet’s constant outpour of “news.”
Obviously, I would be missed by
some and it saddened and frustrated me to take such draconian action—especially
now--but I’ve been at this long enough that I like to think many of you have
come to expect a certain standard. Anything less is just that—less. (“Oh yeah. I
used to like his columns and stuff. Now he’s just haranguing Obama to invade
Rhode Island as soon as possible. Tch-tch. How the semi-mighty have fallen.”)
And besides, most of the balls
of thought that burst and roared around my tired, often confused, mind were
either excruciatingly banal or as bloody-minded and delirious as a gangland sewer, and may
have resulted in my posting a year’s worth of apologies (“I’m sorry, Mr. Romney, for declaring that you and Snooki
would make an adorable couple. Oh and for posting those photos of the two of
you . . . never mind.”)
Anyway with my mood so swampy, I
struggled to hide from the world’s din of violence and despair. The Internet is
particularly ugly and infuriating in this regard. I’ve often shoved my i-Pad
aside, enraged at my compulsion to keep pushing that button like a lab rat happily
conditioned to constant bonking over the head with a hammer. (“Damn it, it’s
only making you sicker . . . .”)
Some might suggest I read Roger
Ebert or Christopher Hitchens for perspective, but this misery doesn’t want any
company. I’d rather spend all my sick hours with Laurel and Hardy than with
them; with Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn than the likes of Beckett and Bill Maher; with
the Light of Hope than the caped counsels and crusaders for a cold, dead,
meaningless Universe.
To keep my mind semi-greased, I’ve
taken to handicapping the Saturday horse races at Golden Gate Fields, a more challenging
task than it sounds. No betting and no risk of loss or embarrassment. No, there’s
no meaning to it and it sounds stupid, but it keeps me from going completely
stupid.
The point is to get well. How do
I get well huddling around the drain as though it were a pillow? Only Nihilists
find the smell of the sewer romantic, tiresomely so.
The most “socially responsible”
thing I’ve done while ill was watch Bill Clinton’s speech at the DNC (this while
recuperating in a hotel on the Lost Coast), but only because I figured it would
entertaining. I recall none of it now—except for Clinton’s long, bony index
finger--and nothing of Obama’s. I don’t feel bad about that. Just politicians
talking.
Mostly, these last couple
months, I’ve only sat, stared and taken breaks to nap, then woke up to sit and
stare some more. Reading has been difficult, sometimes impossible. I’ve have to
start over bedside books because some nights I was simply too tired to read and
lost track of what was happening.
When I went outside, my eyes felt
clogged and encrusted with mud. The sunlight blinded me and the blue sky startled
at first, but astonishment passed. It hurt my neck and shoulders to look up for
too long and a smile was heavy lifting. I shuffled along, a question mark with
legs, my eyes on the concrete at my feet. Sometimes people recognize I’m sick
and let me get on the bus first or offer me their seat. These are among the
things—Elizabeth being the best and most important--that keep me going.
My lungs feel tight and I tire
easily. I can walk downhill to Grand Avenue, but have to take the bus back up. I
use to stride up these hills. How long ago was that?
It’s been two-and-a half months,
but feels like four or five. Time, measured by events, has stretched, like huge,
soft, heated rubber band.
But now that I’m here, I guess
it means I’m getting better. Good periods are coming more often, lasting
longer, sometimes a whole day, signs that the damage within, whatever it is, may
be healing. I may slump again tomorrow, but be up again the next day. Elizabeth
and I worry that it’ll be gone before my distracted doctors track down the
cause, so we won’t know what to do to keep it from coming back, if it wants.
Copyright 2012 by Thomas
Burchfield
Thomas Burchfield has recently completed his 1920s gangster thriller Butchertown. He can be friended on Facebook, followed on Twitter, and read at Goodreads. You can also join his e-mail list via tbdeluxe [at] sbcglobal [dot] net. He lives in Northern California with his wife, Elizabeth.
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